Because sometimes the sweetest way to say “I care” is with a mouthful of gummy dicks.
Tired of boring gifts? Flowers wilt. Cards get tossed. Chocolates? Predictable. You know what’s unforgettable? Sending someone a heart-covered gift bag filled with 10 fruity gummy dicks and a bold, loving message that says “I thought you could use some dick.”
It’s romantic. It’s inappropriate. It’s delicious.
Whether it’s for Valentine’s Day, a birthday gag, a playful romantic gesture, or a “just because I love you and think you need more dick in your life” moment, this is the gift that says exactly what’s on your mind.
What You’re Getting:
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One heart-covered gift bag filled with 10 fruity gummy dicks
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Flavors: A mouthwatering mix of cherry, green apple, and blue raspberry
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Message on bag: “I thought you could use some dick”
